babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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metal-af:

some people really need to be punched in the throat

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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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shack-outstretch:

The kind you’d find on someone that I could save
If they don’t put me away
Well, it’ll be a miracle
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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58
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evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

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ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

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magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

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